wait until taylorswift starts live blogging award shows. she’d pull out her phone and be like
Taylor: “OMG SGJKADJLGJKDJG ED JUST SLAYYYYEDDDDDD I AM SO DEAD RIGHT NOW IS THIS EVEN REAL LYFE?!!!?!?!?!”
Just wait until she sees how WE get on award show nights
she’ll get scared FOR REAL
"I don’t think that new Taylor Swift song actually killed you, but we say that it slayed us because the experience of it was so awesome that now we are metaphorically dead."- John Green (via justbeforetheyloseitall)
John is a taylor swift’s fan, lets admit it
Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman.
the thing is, for how much i don’t appreciate cara, john said she understood perfectly the character and he also previously said (when we were disappointed for isaac not being blond in the movie) that is not how a character looks in the film that changes the personality.. am i completely wrong?
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.